Meet two Chinese tourists near Tate modern
They walked up to me and asked me for directions to a Fish and Chips shop.
They wanted to taste the delights of English food.
I was in a good mood, so I decided to take them to the nearest fish and chips shop.
We walked and walked and walked amd walked.
We walked past a japanese restraurant
We walked passes a Brazilian restuarant.
We walked passed a Chinese take away,.
We walked paased ab Italian Restuarant
We wlakes passed a Kebab shop. We walked and we walked and we walked.
Just as I was going to give up we came across this tiny fish and chips place
” what do you want ” the Chinese man behind the counter asked ?
“Fish and chips” the two tourist answered
” Please” the man behind the counter retorted
“Yes please” “two fish and chips “please “
“How do you want your fish” he said
“Fish with chips please” they both answered nodding vigourously
You can have
Fried ………………….fresh fish
Fish fresh…………………….. fried
……………………………………………fish fried fresh
……………………………………………………Fresh fried …….fish
Fresh……………………….. fish …………………………fried
Fish………………………….. freshed
fried……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
On a humid summer night, I left the two chinese tourists and the chinese fish and chips man in the fish and chips shop in Waterloo London
Copyright Yewande Okuleye 2007
